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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14

szaleniec1000 Aug 25, 2019 23:17

Last time on Harry Potter and the Undulating Derrière, there was no sign of a plot until the very last scene. Because Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 14 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2015 17:51

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Nov 19, 2014 01:27

In which Lord Potter takes the Hogwarts students to Thorpe Park in between plotting murder. As you do.

( ITWATN Chapter 12 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jul 15, 2014 23:38

This chapter was described as a double-length chapter, so I'm sporking it in two parts. The chapters have got longer as the fic has gone on: at 98 KB, this one is almost as long as the 116 KB final chapter of the first fic. (Which I sporked in eleven parts - these reviews are also getting longer!) Compare with the very first chapter, which is 24 KB ( Read more... )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 Jul 10, 2014 14:12

Last time on Hogwarts Exposed: the worst hazard when trekking naked through a tropical rainforest is running into a cop who's apparently the long-lost relative of the gang from Chapter 2. Or else the gang from The Gang. Also, the Great One is a goose.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 28, 2014 21:47

Last time, our friends Portkeyed to Florida (can you even Portkey that far?) to board the nudist cruise. As you do. Their landing zone turned out to be, by the kind of contrived coincidence nobody does better than Hogwarts Exposed, the headquarters of a gang known as the "Chasers".

( This chapter contains attempted rape and its horribly mishandled aftermath. )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 May 14, 2014 21:12

In this chapter, Lord Potter plays matchmaker and organises a trip to an amusement park. Voldemort? Who's he?

( In This World and the Next Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Intro and Chapter 1

szaleniec1000 Oct 07, 2013 23:41

I got a bit bogged down with the next chapter of the ITWATN review, for which I can only apologise for the long delay, so I thought I'd turn my attention to something less frustrating. Yes, you read that right. Hogwarts Exposed is pure dreck of the worst kind, but I can at least read most of it without getting a rage headache. (Though writing a ( Read more... )

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